207 指令
-b酒店堂士洗间-
3月16夜间
8:57 pm
“您重新选择吗?do you wantchoose again?”声音。
“,again.”采月,选择“顺针——clockwise”。
“sorry,the system has failed, the system has detected a can't exercise your privilege.”
“error?”采月,错误吗?啥思,玩儿呗,“啊,忘,声,干嘛认真啊,呗,关系。”
“,请您选择间重置员,请:‘’或‘相关’。 now, please select the person for your jumpstart, please tell‘myself’ ‘my relevant person’.”
“相关。”采月,“独乐乐众乐乐”,选择相关吧。
“话回,怎办呢?哈哈,东西真思呢。”采月完,感机震,屏幕依,或许死机,按重启按钮,完全反应。
“底什相关呢?”采月,禁声。
“相关,关吗?部分?比爸爸妈妈?秀香?杨徉?王哥算吗?林晶算吗?敏硕算吗?见算吗?底什才算呢?爸爸妈妈亲父母,应该算什“相关”,应该算亲,算。秀香、杨徉肯定算。果敏硕秀香,应该算,林晶果杨徉,或者王哥,应该算。……”
“指令接受,名确认完毕,选确认完毕。林秀香、杨徉、吴敏硕、林晶。instructio lin, yang yang, minshuo wu, jing lin.”
“您选择问询‘相关’定义。请确认,否问询。请或者否。you chooseask the definitionthe phrase‘my relevant person’. please confirm whetherask o tell‘yes’‘no’.”
“yes。”采月,问问,虽似乎济,系统很完善,停听懂话,剥夺读者权利,接受指令等等,犯‘令指’罪,难系统量产贩售吗?简直:漏洞百。
系统回答,“完?”采月。
“您已经选择间重置点:4。系统间重置启,重置,请等待,重置完毕。未知错误。now you have selected the time reset pointday system time resettingin progress, please hold on. the time reset has bee unknown errors have occurred.”
“什东西?”采月,未知错误,什叫未知错误啊?“未知”底什思?
越越向奇怪方向展,虽像黑洞、像毒药,采月却知觉被牵,难理解何,知,因内住安分精灵。
谁系统笑话。
“,系统正努力搜索‘什东西’,否继续?请‘’或者‘否’。noware working very hardyou mand,are looking for ‘what’s this?’the system,you wantcontinue? please tell‘yes’‘no’.”
“否。”采月,系统连句感叹与放,简直太奇怪。
“未知错误。选择法接受。several unknown errors hav unaccepted.”声音继续,语音变更加冰冷。
“什玩儿?”采月觉系统句已经,什习英语魔咒吗。
“,系统正努力搜索‘什玩儿?’,否继续?请或者否。noware working very hardyou mand,are looking for ‘what the f*k?’the system,you wantcontinue? please tell‘yes’‘no’.”
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“no.”采月赶紧,采月,回绝。
“接受选择。answer accepted.”声音继续,“,将回答您问题,因您二问题已取消。nowwill answer your first question because your second question has been canceled.”
“thispartthe text from grade thereelementary school. ‘what’s this?thism’s this?thism’s this?it’sthis?it’sthis?it’s a dog……’”
“停!”采月听,准句熊猫、本书、支铅笔、椅、张书桌……完完呀?三级课本?系统逗呢,嗤鼻。
“停?停?亭。您请求已接受。造句。your request has bee’s this?thisa pavilion.”系统像咿呀话孩童,努力拼“t-ing”汉语拼音,简直让听。
需什“造句”!,名词,系统帮造句,哈哈,服务太周,怎句呢:what’s this?thisa sentence.
“停。”采月,已经忘记听声,写声,由主参与进,竟达忘步。
采月认,候,练习题做,刻准备,问答题,做解答,病啊,勤快答题症——题必答症候群。
“停?停?请正确命令语句。stop it? stop it? please use the correct mand statement!”回,停三字被系统拼费劲儿,采月刚才流利文,,录音吧?工智语音系统!